Will “Good Baby” Gruber’s testimony transcribed

July 13, 2013

On July 12, 2013, Will “Good Baby” Gruber evoked the jazz poetry of the Beat Generation at a public hearing on emergency rules at the Capitol. WCMC transcribed Will’s testimony because it’s just that awesome. Enjoy.

yay good babies
SWEEEET

Will “GoodBaby” Gruber at the public hearing on July 12, 2013.

hi William Gruber
I just got done with five charges
they’re giving me for
yelling indict Walker and recall Walker
in the timeframe they established

12 to 1
for the people to have that
tiiiny little framework of protest left
in the Capitol I was told
was made for the people

I’m jazzed
people I met here kept me aliiive
I came to town thinking they’d bump me off quick
cause I played that Facebook crap
rrrreally on the rail
making them think all kinds of wonderful things about me

I DON’T CARE

yay good babies
I’m so jazzed
you kick ass

my smart friends can read you the numbers and letters of the law
and all that crap
but I tell you people are really

BUMMED

at what’s going down now
they’re still doing it ever day inside the freaking Capitol

ENOOOUGH

the fact the people haven’t
gone ahead and kept hold of the building
it’s still quite simple to me
cause we had a hold and everything we could have just said

NO MORE

which is what we really got to say because this routine has gotten old
decades of this crap is old
this ain’t this first W we ain’t for

I’m so sorry I’m getting real excited
sorry

there’s been other Walkers that jacked us around for awhile
this means freedom under wear
I had to get a lawyer
to approve if I have a right to that as any corporation
made in America sweatshop free
don’t sell them you got to give them away

MONEY AIN’T MY TRIP

other than the fact that a few people who have to have all the money
are selling this crap the United States doesn’t mean anything

so if you got a problem with us singing songs
between the established 12 to 1 time
and you need multiple pages to tell us how to do it
I’m gonna have troubles

the judge kind of laughed it off
he’s sick of seeing these cases
he says I’ve been nothing but respectful
and the DA for whatever reasons
I guess he got extra busy is what was written
in trying to get them opened up again

and the judge laughed it off because
he showed lack of respect by not showing up
could have very well been on purpose
because he’s disgusted with the whole thing too
could very well I wouldn’t say

I can’t stand this
oh my god

COME ON

made for the people
the house built for the people
by the people
for what’s going down
you ought to be really happy that it’s as peaceful
as the smart babies know to do it
thanks Jason yeah good baby
thank you all for kicking butt

ENOUGH ALREADY

you guys get real and drop those papers into the trash
recycling hopefully
spent loads of our money on this crap
thank you